Shop Local: Funny Valentines by Denver Makers

Valentine’s Day is always a good reminder that we should tell our loved ones how much they mean to us. But for some of us, a Hallmark-sanctioned “I love you” feels just a little too mushy. And sometimes, after a few years together, you learn that “I love you” is actually better conveyed with other words, anyway: “Let me take the kids for a few hours” or “Hey, I made you this drink.” This collection of funny Valentines by Denver makers are for those of us who know that our love can be best proclaimed with a dose of humor and a dash of irreverence. Perhaps you’ll find a Valentine’s card that helps you to express your love and admiration in your own special, semi-romantic way.

Because nothing says “romance” like Colfax.

Funny Valentines by Denver Makers: My love for you is like Colfax...Paper Plates Press

Paper Plates Press: My love for you is like Colfax. It goes on forever…and it’s a little dirty.

Maker: Paper Plates Press 

Buy this card online here.

Buy Paper Plates Press Cards in store: I Heart Denver Store (500 16th Street #264, Denver. Denver Pavilions 2nd Level);  Jolly Goods (4020 Tennyson Street, Denver)

Because you get bonus points for Jane Austen references.

Funny Valentines by Denver Makers: "Girl, you fine," said Mr. Darcy, probably.

MintWaffle: “Girl, you fine,” said Mr. Darcy, probably.

Maker: MintWaffle

MintWaffle is currently on hiatus from selling online cards, but you can still purchase them in store below.

Buy MintWaffle cards in store: XO Gifts (3867 Tennyson Street, Denver)

Because you can’t really love someone all of the time, can you?

Funny Valentines by Denver makers: I love you most of the time

Page Fifty Five: I love you most of the time.

Maker: Page Fifty Five

Buy this card online here.

Buy Page Fifty Five cards in store: Jolly Goods (4020 Tennyson Street, Denver)

Because your dog is pretty great.

Funny Valentines by Denver Makers: I hate everyone but you (and the dog)

Page Fifty Five: I hate everyone but you (and the dog)

Maker: Page Fifty Five

Buy this card online here.

Buy Page Fifty Five cards in store: Jolly Goods (4020 Tennyson Street, Denver)

Because back-handed compliments keep your loved ones firmly in their place.

Funny Valentines by Denver makers: You're the prettiest ball 'n chain

Craftboner: You’re the prettiest ball ‘n chain

Maker: Craftboner

Buy this card online here.

Buy Craftboner cards in store: Wildflowers (1201 Madison Street, Denver); Wishgifts (750 S. University Boulevard, Denver); Wordshop (3180 Meade Street, Denver)

Because there is no greater love story than Kanye and Kanye.

Funny Valentines by Denver makers: you + me. romeo + juliet. bogey + bacall. kanye + kanye.

Grape Street Greetings: you + me. romeo + juliet. bogey + bacall. kanye + kanye.

Maker: Grape Street Greetings

Buy this card online here.

Buy Grape Street Greetings cards in store: Grape Street Greetings cards are sold in The Artisan Center (2757 E. 3rd Avenue, Denver) and Moss Pink Flora & Botanicals (4615 E. 23rd Avenue).

Where’s your  favorite local place to find Valentines?

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